creepy crawlers

(by Josh):

So, I'm deviating from our normal type of entry in the hopes that you will share with us our freaked outedness.  (I know that's not a word, but you need to be freaked out like us).  So here's what we know so far.  We have a very freaky spider living in our parts that doesn't belong here.  It first introduced itself to me when I went to dry my hands after washing them in the kitchen sink.  It fell out of the hand towel!  It later introduced itself to Amy by crawling across the counter while she was in the kitchen.  It has since said hi to me through the kitchen window while sunning itself on my car.  From my research, it's a jumping spider that belongs in Florida.  It allegedly can be trained to jump from hand to hand.  So if anyone's interested in training spiders, come by our house soon, because I plan on killing every last one of them with ample amounts of poison.  Oh, and by the way, those are eyeballs staring you down.